有人说失恋是青春的必修课。                                                                                                             在这门课里，我修了两回，分数一次b一次更惨烈。                                                                                                             淋了雨的直接后果就是感冒了，两个鼻子堵的严实，嗓子也像是挂了一把刀一样连喝水都是生疼的，浑身骨头都在发酸，头也疼的厉害，唯一庆幸的事情就是没有高烧。                                                                                                             可是这也有一个好处，什么都不用想，就连吃饭喝水都有专人帮忙，这种福利都快赶超千金小姐了。                                                                                                             寝室里头静悄悄的，看着我吃掉一碗皮蛋瘦r粥和吞下感冒药，陪我说了一会话，文雅和依依两个人上课去了。                                                                                                             大三下学期，各门课的老师抓的都挺紧的，毕竟等到大四的时候，实习，毕业论文和答辩，还有就业问题接踵而至，到时候忙的很想学会影分、身术。                                                                                                             明明眼睛很g涩，却不想闭着眼睛睡一会，睡的多了自然会再也睡不着，睡不着的时候往往容易胡思乱想。                                                                                                             听说人si的时候所有的事情就会像走马灯一样在脑海里面走一遍，对的错的，没有一处是例外的，其实并不是只有临si的时候才会想起这些事情，失眠的时候无聊的时候也会想到这些事情。                                                                                                             “笃笃”两声敲门声从门口传来。                                                                                                             “门没锁，进来吧。”                                                                                                             我懒得起身，g脆就用力地扯着嗓子，一扯开之后我就有点觉得后悔了，嗓子真的好疼，早知道还是自己爬下床去拉一下门算了。我们寝室就是这样，只要有人在的时候，寝室门一向是不关，                                                                                                             “吱呀”一声，寝室的门被人推开了，会这么温柔地开寝室门的人绝对不可能是我们寝室的人，也不像是我认识的人，因为她们开门一贯是用力地撞开再撞开，也不怕这么猛的动作招来了宿管阿姨。                                                                                                             我侧过身t，扯了一下被子，把自己除了脖颈以外的部分也露出被窝来。                                                                                                             看到来人的时候，我还真的是没有想到，居然来的人会是他。                                                                                                             李澈的表情也有些不清不愿，那种表情让我忍不住想起了腾格尔，他的歌声真的很不错，要唱他的歌也很简单，只要每次弯着腰，一副很肚子疼的扭曲表情就行了。                                                                                                             而现在李澈的表情大抵就是这样的，他一脸很肚子疼的表情，看的我也很胃疼，最让我震撼的事情是，他的手上还拿着一个j致的水果篮。                                                                                                             很震撼！                                                                                                             很受宠若惊！                                                                                                             很害怕！                                                                                                             他该不会像是白雪公主的后母一样拿着鲜yan的苹果来毒杀我吧？我应该还没有那么值钱……                                                                                                             他也应该不至于如此歹毒吧？                                                                                                             李澈走近了门来，看到我们寝室的时候，忍不住皱了皱眉头。                                                                                                             发现他这细微的变化，我忍不住打量了自己的寝室一下，其实也还好啊，没有满地的垃圾，也没有那丢的到处都是的脏衣服……                                                                                                             ~~(╯﹏╰)b                                                                                                             我看到了文雅床铺上的丢的内k了，而且还是黑se蕾丝半透明的！                                                                                                             _|||                                                                                                             文雅姐姐果然是，闷烧的典范，吾等甘拜下风。                                                                                                             李澈他应该不会是看到了那玩意所以才会皱眉的吧？这又没有什么可以大惊小怪的，在他们男生还有人豪迈地穿着丁字k的时候，为毛不能允许我们有透明的内衣k？男人都是衣物控，这种诱*惑神马的，不是他们的最ai么                                                                                                             李澈的视线在一角停顿了一会，我顺着他的视线看去，那一角只存在一个垃圾桶，而垃圾桶内此时装的不是什么垃圾，而是被我丢弃的一条围巾和一顶帽子。                                                                                                             原来，他看的是那些。                                                                                                             “还没si？”                                                                                                             李澈看了我一眼，把手上的水果篮往我书桌上一放，开口道。                                                                                                             我知道了，他是怕我病的不够惨，所以专门来气si我的，这男人真恶毒啊真恶毒……                                                                                                             我翻了一个白眼。                                                                                                             “不好意思，让你失望了。暂时还没si。”                                                                                                             “祸害遗千年。”                                                                                                             “……”                                                                                                             我无言以对，大概在他的心目中我的存在价值就是和小强没有什么差别的，当然的，我也可以把这种当做是一种恭维，反正能够当小强也不错，生命力够强悍。                                                                                                             当然，他不让我好过，我也没打算让他好过。                                                                                                             “话说，我刚想到你呢，你就出现了，还真是够巧合的。”我笑眯眯地说着，原本还想憋出点甜腻的声音来的，但是现在的嗓子实在是完成不了那么高难度的任务，不管怎么憋都是沙哑的声音，所以我决定放弃。                                                                                                             “哦？”                                                                                                             李澈的表情有着一瞬间的转变，但是也是只有那微微一瞬间而已，他的眉微微挑了挑，那模样突然之间居然还多了一点邪魅的味道。                                                                                                             “你真的要我说么？|”我问，我怕我要是真的说了，这个男人这一次也许不是摆出肚子疼得表情，而是蛋疼了。                                                                                                             说不说，那是一个问题。                                                                                                             “你说不说？”李澈眯了眯眼，有种文斗不行换武斗的意味。                                                                                                             好吧，既然他想要蛋疼，我自然是要成全他的。                                                                                                             “你还记得去年龙翔内k摊么？”我说着，用着最琼瑶的声调，但是却有着王朔的魂儿，那种嬉笑怒骂之中看淡一切的范儿，这是谁都模仿不来的。                                                                                                             我该淡定了，尤其是在看到李澈的脸变得铁青的时候，心中那种快、感实在让人有点得瑟的味道。                                                                                                             其实我也不想说这件事的，可我和李澈之间的交集实在不多，思来想去这让人印象深刻的也就那么几出而已，不得已，姐我又往事重提忆往昔去了。                                                                                                             这件事情发生的时间也不算特别的久远，还算是一个笑料，所以至今让我印象深刻。                                                                                                             那大概是上学期十二月份的时候，具t是哪天我也不是很清楚，只记得哪天是周末。                                                                                                             原本哪天定下是要和文雅一起去逛龙翔服饰城的，杭州b较出名的地方其实也没有多少，一个是西湖，还有就是河坊街，接下来的大概就是武林路，延安路一类的了。                                                                                                             而龙翔服饰城就在延安路上，在各家服饰专卖店的中间，要说里面的衣服又多好什么的也实在算不上，只是里面品种很多，饰品衣服鞋袜什么都有，特点可以讨价还价。                                                                                                             文雅一向很喜欢这种地方，并不是又多喜欢里面的东西，而是享受那杀价的刺激感。                                                                                                             文雅姐的还价功夫，那绝对的是一夫当关万夫莫开，无人敢与其争锋，所以我每次去逛龙翔的时候总是喜欢和文雅一起去。                                                                                                             我负责挑喜欢的，然后试穿，文雅还价，然后我给钱，分工合作配合的完美无间。                                                                                                             那天我被文雅放了鸽子，她临时有事，出门去了，刚好靳骐的电话打了过来。                                                                                                             我原本还以为男生一向不大喜欢逛商场的，这是从很多男生身上得出的观念，他们一向都喜欢速战速决，出门之前想好自己想要买的东西，到了商场之后直奔目的地，很多时候连货b三家都懒得。                                                                                                             所以在靳骐说要陪我逛街的时候，我还真的挺意外的，甚至都已经做好了他会中途逃跑的思想准备。                                                                                                             可他总是超出我的预料，他真的整整陪了我一个下午，毫无怨言。                                                                                                             而李澈是被靳骐拉来的，在刚见到他的时候，我就知道他的心情很不爽，从那一张便秘的脸se上就可以完全得知。                                                                                                             其实，这种事情也不算是第一次了，在之前也不是没有发生过。                                                                                                             我和靳骐约会的时候，总是会有李澈这个第三者的陪伴，而每次李澈的眼神透露的都是一个讯息——你怎么还不离开。                                                                                                             看到李澈的时候，我的心情很不好。                                                                                                             当我心情很不好的时候，我总是想要nve待人，所以我拉着靳骐在商城里面逛了一圈又一圈，一直逛足了整整三个小时，连我自己都觉得受不了的时候，我才喊了卡。                                                                                                             在看到李澈和靳骐都一脸没什么的表情之后，我才深深领悟到，其实我是在自nve。                                                                                                             “走吧，回去了。”                                                                                                             我迈着一双酸软的腿，逛了三个小时的我只想要做一件事情就是立马回到寝室然后爬shangchuan躺下，一直躺到舒坦为止。                                                                                                             “等一下，”一直都没有开口的李澈开了口，“我要买点东西。”|                                                                                                             恩？                                                                                                             我有点意外，李澈和靳骐穿衣都蛮讲究的，一点也不像是会在龙翔服饰城里面买东西的样子。                                                                                                             “你也要跟着来么？”                                                                                                             李澈看了我一眼，问着。                                                                                                             “啊|”我有点意外，难道说，我不能跟着去么？                                                                                                             “我要去买内k，你也要跟着来？”李澈看了我一眼，问着。                                                                                                             我脸se一红，没有想到李澈这个家伙居然会这么的直接，这么的无所不用其极。                                                                                                             想了想之后，我还是点了点头。                                                                                                             |“去，我当然去，你又不是当场试穿！|”我哼了哼，想要用这种方法支开我，也实在是太卑劣了点啊！                                                                                                             我原本还以为李澈是骗我来着，没有想到，他还真的走到了卖男士内k的地方，还挑的一脸认真，仔细b较。                                                                                                             那画面看的我很囧，整张脸通红。                                                                                                             “随便拿两条不就好了。”我抗议，这对一个nv孩子来说绝对是一种酷刑。                                                                                                             “你以为是日本的兜裆布么”李澈看了我一眼，依旧挑很慢条斯理。                                                                                                             “我看你也g本就撑不起日本的兜裆布吧？!”我反问，这家伙以为我不懂那玩意是嘛么，好歹我也是看日本动漫玩大的，那玩意我b你还了解。                                                                                                             我以为事情到这里就结束了，但是没有想到李澈居然还回了我一句，顿时让我们三陷入了掉脸至极的地步。、                                                                                                             “怎么说我也处了二十多年，二十多年的余货难道还不够撑么！”                                                                                                             李澈当时说的很认真，说完之后他才意识到自己说了什么内容，顿时也困窘了。                                                                                                             一个国产帅哥在21世纪还是一个在室男，这件事情也么有什么好炫耀的啊。                                                                                                             我笑着，一直笑到咳嗽。                                                                                                             现在想起这件事情，我还是觉得很有趣，那么困窘的李澈还是第一次见到，早知道那个时候就应该录下来才对的。                                                                                                             “你真的有那么开心么？”李澈由着我笑着，他只是静静地看着，然后静静地问出了这么一句。                                                                                                             笑声戛然而止，我像是一只被掐住了脖子的鸭一样，满脸通红，不知所措。