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PΟ①⑧нǔb。CΟM 番外之我的育儿日记

      请记住本站地址www……cc,任何搜索引擎搜索即可快速进入本站!                                                                                                             话说三只小美兽是一天一天的长大,老人常说童无忌,不过,我家的三个宝宝却是一天一天更让我心疼。                                                                                                             育儿日记之童话故事篇:                                                                                                             当几个宝宝到了三岁的时候,几只兽爹白天在外是辛辛苦苦的赚钱养家,晚上是si赖在我床上不肯走,身为宝宝们的娘亲,这教育的重任自然就落在我的肩上。                                                                                                             抱着nv儿坐在树荫下,我洋洋洒洒的说起了白雪公主与七个小矮人的故事。看着被她抱在怀中nve待的小白菜,我是掬一把同泪啊,对不起,狐小弟,是姐姐我把你给害惨了。                                                                                                             “亲ai的美美nv儿,刚才娘亲讲的故事好听吗?”把一身白毛被扯得只剩下几根的怜小白菜给解放出来,我温柔的问“你觉得白雪公主是个怎么样的人呢?”                                                                                                             “哼,笨si了。明知那个臭后母那么恶毒,还一次又一次的上当受骗。”纯净的蓝眸闪过一丝邪美“如果我是白雪公主,一定会叫狼爹爹狠狠揍她一顿,然后叫蝙蝠爷爷把她的那块臭妖镜给劈个粉碎,然后叫黑衣叔叔们把她的城堡给围个水泄不通,一把火把它烧个gg净净,让那个臭巫婆无家归,只能跪在我面前叩一千个响头,然后再把她扔进山里,让野狼把她啃得骨头也不剩。”                                                                                                             “呵呵,小美美啊,做人是不能太恶毒的。”我是一边听一边心惊肉跳呀,这个nv儿的x子,怎么就没半分像我这样温柔善良,ai亲呢?                                                                                                             “丫丫娘,狼王爹说过的,我是高高在上的小公主,如果有人胆敢惹我,就一定要让他吃不完兜着走。”小狼nv是高傲地扬着小下巴,眼中的邪气更威“蝙蝠爷爷就经常教我,人敬我一尺,我敬人一丈,但如果别人胆敢冒犯我,那就一定不能手下留。”                                                                                                             “是吗?”继续g笑几声,蝙蝠老头啊,我家的nv儿,让你给荼毒成什么样子了。双手拿起小手,然后大眼儿对上她的蓝珠子“nv儿啊,如果你也想找个白马王子,就一定要当个善良的小公主哟。”                                                                                                             “这个娘亲就别担心了。”ch0u出小手轻轻拍拍我的肩头“你没看见郎国太子叔叔的几个俊美儿子都围着我转吗?张尚书家的小帅哥,哪次见了我不是想抓起我的小手的,还有雅臣表舅的小书生,不也是一天几次地往我们家里跑吗?”                                                                                                             呜~~~~~我本来天真ai的美美nv儿,什么时候变成这样的。呜~~~~那帮小混混,我绝对不能再让他们进我家的门……                                                                                                             在对郎美美同学进行了血与泪的教育之后,我终于认清了一个事实:那就是近朱者赤,近墨者黑,这一名,绝对是真理中的真理……那臭se狼和蝙蝠老头,我一定不会放过他们……                                                                                                             育儿日记之哑口无篇:                                                                                                             一个与平常一样的晴朗早晨。某只小小酷狐狸砰的一声推开门,然后扑向被狐爹抱得实实的娘亲,小手用力的推着睡得sisi的某丫“丫丫娘,起床了!丫丫娘,快起床!”                                                                                                             “古龙龙,你一大早就吵醒你娘亲做什么?去去去,别来烦她,今天你娘要陪我。”昨晚被自己折腾了一整晚,自己的徒儿才刚睡着没一会儿呢!                                                                                                             “嗯,小龙龙,找我有事吗?”我记得的,对待孩子一定要有母ai,特别是这个一向对人冰冷的狐狸儿子,更要用温柔来感化他。                                                                                                             “我是来叫你起床的,你没有忘记今天是什么日子吧?”冰冰的绿眸看着一脸茫然的娘亲,“还有,丫丫娘不是说过早睡早起身t好的吗?怎么自己还si赖在床上不起来?”                                                                                                             “呵呵,对不起,娘亲这就起来!”刚想起来之际,才惊觉自己被下的身子还是一丝不挂的,马上对着儿子打哈哈“这个,儿子啊,你能到外面等娘亲吗?等我换好衣服我们再讨论你来找我的事,好吗?”                                                                                                             “不好,如果我出去了。狐狸爹肯定不会让你起来的。”                                                                                                             “龙龙儿子,有你这样对娘亲说话的吗?”因为小狐狸一直试图独占某丫,所以古大狐狸对古小狐狸一直都很警惕“你现在就给我出去。”                                                                                                             “我就不出去,丫丫娘绝对不以忘记今天是什么日子。”有其父必有其子,龙龙小狐狸也是很坚持的。                                                                                                             “古龙龙,你是皮痒找打了是?”                                                                                                             “啊,师傅,你怎么能对孩子这样?”                                                                                                             “我对他怎么了,他是我儿子,不听话就得打。”                                                                                                             “哼,丫丫娘说了,就算我人小,但也有说不的权利。”                                                                                                             “你这小崽子,今天我不打你就不当你老子。”                                                                                                             “师傅,不要。”看着大狐狸追着小狐狸不放,我马上披起衣服,把儿子抱在怀中,然后亲亲他的小脸“今天是龙龙的生日,丫丫娘当然不会忘了。”                                                                                                             “娘亲,我问古爷爷我是怎么出生的,他说我是从石头里蹦出来的。”碧眼珠认真地看着我“真是这样的吗?”                                                                                                             “这个嘛,好像是的。”这古龙龙,怎么一大早就问我这种chenren问题呢?                                                                                                             “那么说我的娘亲是石头才对哟!”                                                                                                             “这个嘛,好像也是地。”                                                                                                             “但是为什么我要叫你娘亲,叫他做狐狸爹呢?那么我的石头娘亲和石头爹又在哪里?”                                                                                                             “臭儿子,别听你娘亲的话。你是你丫丫娘生出来的。”                                                                                                             “那我是怎么生出来的?”                                                                                                             “呵呵,这个这个,儿子是娘亲我身上的一块肉啦。丫丫娘把你放在肚子里七个月,然后你就出来了。”                                                                                                             “这么说来,那我和狐狸爹不是就没有关系了吗?”                                                                                                             “儿子,你错了呐,是你爹爹我在你丫丫娘肚子里播下的种子的哟,所以,让你进到妈妈肚子里的人是爹爹我。要不是我,你还进不到你丫丫娘肚子里面去!”                                                                                                             “丫丫娘,是真的吗?”                                                                                                             “这个,好像是真的。”                                                                                                             “那狐狸爹是怎样在丫丫娘肚子里播种的呢?”                                                                                                             “嘿嘿,这个,丫丫娘也说不清楚耶。”                                                                                                             “不行,你一定要说。”                                                                                                             “儿子,不讲行不行?”                                                                                                             “不行,一定要讲!”                                                                                                             “亲ai的狐狸儿子,这个问题,丫丫娘现在是答不了你的,相信爹爹我,再过十年八年,你就绝对以知道了。”看来姜还是老的辣,白衣狐狸一手优雅的提起儿子的衣领,然后打开门顺手扔了出去。哼,一大早的就来扰人清梦,真的该打……                                                                                                             育儿日记之父子争宠篇:                                                                                                             看着粘在某丫怀中的小牛牛,牛爹是恨得牙痒痒呀,这个儿子,已经快剥夺了自己陪ai妻睡的权力了。所以,绝对不能再让他得意下去,不然,自己在某丫心中的地位就更会一落千丈。                                                                                                             “小丫头,来,吃吃我特意为你做的烤肉。”把香喷喷的美味放在桌子上,嘴角含着温柔笑意地轻轻的把小牛牛扔到一旁,然后让某丫坐在他的腿上,sese的大手紧紧地搂着柔软的小腰,挟起一块透着香润的肉片递到小嘴旁“乖,把嘴张开,很好吃的。”                                                                                                             一向无法抗拒美食引诱的我在某牛的温柔攻势下轻轻张开嘴,香yan的肉片是入口su化,美美地向着牛牛一笑,然后搂上他的腰“真的很好吃。”                                                                                                             “好吃就吃多点。”得意地向着儿子一笑“小凡凡,你要不要也吃点?”                                                                                                             “哼,我才不要。”小手伸向吃得正欢的某丫“丫丫娘,我要抱抱。”                                                                                                             “好。”把他也抱在怀中,然后在他ai的小脸蛋上亲了一下。                                                                                                             “丫丫娘。”指了指自己的小嘴,小小的紫眸示威地对上隐隐有着妒忌的冰紫寒光“这里也亲一下。”                                                                                                             “好。”笑着亲了亲他的小嘴。                                                                                                             “娘亲,你真好。”小牛冲着大牛做了个鬼脸,把头靠在某丫柔软的x部上,然后拉开紫衣牛的手,亲热地把小手环在小蛮腰上。                                                                                                             “北凡凡,你给我下来。”看着某丫被吃豆腐,就算是自己的儿子,也不行。某牛额头立刻是青筋尽露“你娘亲的小嘴只能我吻。”                                                                                                             “为什么?”                                                                                                             “因为她是我娘子。”                                                                                                             “才不要,丫丫娘是我的。”                                                                                                             “你给我滚下来,没有我哪来的你。”                                                                                                             “我不管,我说丫丫娘是我的就是我的。”                                                                                                             “这个,两位如果要吵架,是不是也等我吃完才吵好些呢?”                                                                                                             “王丫丫,你说,在你的心中,到底是儿子重要还是我重要?”                                                                                                             “呜~~丫丫娘,你是最喜欢凡凡的是吗?”                                                                                                             “这个这个,我两个都喜欢啦。”                                                                                                             “不行,王丫丫,你一定要说更喜欢哪一个?”                                                                                                             “呜~~~丫丫娘,我讨厌你~~~”                                                                                                             “告诉你们,如果再问我这个问题,就马上给我消失。”                                                                                                             为了几只小兽的健康成长,我分别与狐狸师傅、se狼王爷、冰牛牛、蝙蝠老头、古巴老伯、月使和一众黑衣卫进行了推心置腹的谈话,不过,看着依然我行我素的儿nv们,我只能仰天长叹:我这当娘亲的,真的是很失败啊~~~~